OR at least I think Barack and John should have a duel.
For those of you who had the pleasure of living in Carlin-- I think the Lake of Doom would be an appropriate venue....hm, yes, perfect. But what kind of weapons? I think maybe they should have to sing karaoke to the Beach Boys and then proceed to Riverdance across the pond. If that does not decide a winner, light sabers should prove sufficient--or hey, even regular sabers would be okay. Who's with me?!
Or better yet, they should play the New Zealand game of Stonewall. oooh-- yeah, that's even better. This crazy game is full of strategy and reminds me eerily of the elementary (primary) school game of Dot. The predictive powers of presidential success should not be ignored.
...onward DEMORCR/...oh wait, I think my french fries are ready